Robert Bottomley wants you to use his umbrella if you're gonna go out in that rain
Robert Bottomley lit your cigarette without you even asking if anyone had a light
Robert Bottomley can tutor you in Russian Lit if you need a refresher
Robert Bottomley is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Robert Bottomley is never gonna run around and desert you
Robert Bottomley is never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Robert Bottomley is never gonna tell a lie and hurt you